Uku & Uku, P.C.Attorneys at Law

A man is not an orange. You can't eat the fruit and throw the peel away.

ARTHUR MILLER, Death of a Salesman

The people who succeed the most are the people who have failed the most, because they are people who have tried the most.

ANONYMOUS

A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence.

DAVID HUME, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding

Children keep a family together, especially when one can't get a babysitter.

FREDERICK SHEPPERD, Electricity on the Farm

The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is “What does a woman want?”

SIGMUND FREUD, Ernest Jones' Sigmund Freud: Life and Work

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

PARIS HILTON

Competition is not only the basis of protection to the consumer, but is the incentive to progress.

HERBERT HOOVER, State of the Union Address, December 2, 1930

Let men be wise by instinct if they can, but when this fails be wise by good advice.

SOPHOCLES, Antigone

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear -- not absence of fear.

MARK TWAIN, The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson

It is the tension between creativity and skepticism that has produced the stunning and unexpected findings of science.

CARL SAGAN

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